1 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:04,119 'I cannot now distinguish between the train that brought my mother and me to London 2 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:08,759 'and the one which took us back. Which took me back, I mean. 3 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:14,359 'But there was something odd about that journey, 4 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:21,759 'something I still dream about.' Where's your mum? Your lovely Mum? 5 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,799 In the ground. 6 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,479 Oh, yes? 7 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:26,760 Yes. 8 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:33,439 Covered in dirt? That were always on the cards. Covered in the old dirt. 9 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:36,080 Her legs and all, eh? 10 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:43,880 You did it, didn't you? It's your doing, Sonny Jim. 11 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:46,440 All your doing. 12 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,120 After you've gone 13 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,440 And left me crying 14 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,240 After you've gone 15 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,400 There's no denying 16 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,919 You'll feel blue 17 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:21,440 You'll feel sad 18 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:26,120 You'll miss the bestest pal You've ever had. 19 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,639 There'll come a time 20 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,520 Now don't forget it 21 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,120 There'll come a time 22 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,719 When you'll regret it 23 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,840 So-ome day 24 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,800 When you grow lonely 25 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,759 Your heart will break like mine 26 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,280 And you'll want me only 27 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,879 After you've gone 28 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,840 After you've gone away-ay. Philip! 29 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:20,440 You'll miss the bestest pal You've ever had. 30 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,760 No. 31 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:41,760 'But I tell you, there was something odd about that journey, something not right. 32 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,400 'Something I still dream about. I saw the scarecrow. 33 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,679 Scarecrow? 34 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:51,840 Scarecrow. 35 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,359 I'm sorry. Go on. 36 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:59,080 A scarecrow in a field by the railway. 37 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:05,440 I dreamt about that thing last night. It had got out of the field. 38 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,280 Uh-uh? 39 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:14,479 Even at the time, from the train, going to London and coming back, 40 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,680 looking out of the train window... 41 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,000 ..I had a strong feeling it was alive - and watching. 42 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:25,240 Watching? Me. Watching me. 43 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,599 So it has eyes? What? Whose eyes? 44 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,919 Whose face? This is a scarecrow, not a... 45 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,080 But if it's watching you... Why? 46 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:41,679 What for? What does it think you've done? This is a dream, right? 47 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:45,279 Right. The face! I know it but I can't quite... 48 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:48,039 Is it your mother? What? 49 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,680 Your mother, is it her face? No! 50 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,920 How did she die? 51 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,920 She killed herself. 52 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,000 How? 53 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,559 River. In the river. 54 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,959 Are you...? 55 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,600 Is that REALLY so? 56 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,239 What do you mean? 57 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:19,759 You have a young woman fished out of the river in your detective story. 58 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,159 So? 59 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:22,840 I'm just a little surprised. 60 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:31,959 Is it likely that you'd duplicate such a traumatic event in your own life...? The face! 61 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,119 I know who it is! 62 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,719 I'm sorry? 63 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,559 She used to frighten me, the bitch! 64 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:42,720 Your mother? No, the teacher in the village school. 65 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,879 Pointing that finger. 66 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:50,479 God rot her nasty old bones! Aren't you being a little...? 67 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:53,079 You just don't know writers. 68 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:58,719 They'll use anything, anybody. They'll eat their own young. 69 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,840 So will rabbits when disturbed. 70 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,079 Once I did something bad, 71 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:08,520 I mean nasty, really disgusting, at school, at the primary school. 72 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,519 I was nearly caught. 73 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:15,120 I was in for it - and bad. But I blamed somebody else. 74 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,480 I pointed the finger elsewhere. 75 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,120 Long ago and far away. 76 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:27,919 I've never doubted since what people are really made of. 77 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:30,079 We all have blood on our teeth. 78 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,919 'Tell me, there's a good boy.' 79 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,679 It was Mark Binney. 80 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,839 Mark Binney. 81 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:44,079 No, Miss, it wasn't. Come out to the front. No, Miss. No! 82 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:46,240 Come here, boy. 83 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:01,360 Philip, you may go back to your desk for the while. 84 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,360 Thank you, Philip. 85 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,159 Miss, 'tweren't me, Miss. Honest! 86 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,399 Honest, Miss! 87 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:16,599 We'll see about that, won't we, my boy? We are going to find out. 88 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:20,680 We are going to find out if it takes us the rest of the day. 89 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,440 Yes, Barbara? 90 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,959 Him was lurking by the big tree. 91 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:32,359 HE! He WAS, Miss. Oh, but Miss... 92 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:36,119 Be quiet! Did he go into the school? 93 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:40,039 - Yes, Miss. And Miss... - Go on. 94 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,959 Him told... He told I... 95 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,839 ME ! How many times... 96 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,960 - He told me, Miss. - He told you what? 97 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,799 He told me that he was going to... 98 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,280 Barbara! 99 00:09:56,040 --> 00:10:01,519 Him said he was going to do his nasty...on the table, Miss! 100 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:05,599 - I saw him, Miss. - And me, Miss? 101 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,639 So did I. 102 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,639 - I saw him, Miss. - And I saw him as well. 103 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,279 - I did too, Miss. 104 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:15,440 Oh, Miss, t'weren't true. Honest, Miss, t'weren't true. 105 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:24,159 'I sat at my desk, perjurer, charlatan, 106 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:28,479 'and watched and listened as one after another 107 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:32,320 'they nailed that poor lad to my story.' 108 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:39,999 I've not seriously doubted since that afternoon that ANY lie will receive instant corroboration 109 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,159 and instant collaboration 110 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:50,000 if the maintenance of it results in the public enjoyment of someone else's humiliation or pain. 111 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,960 Oh, God, she beat him. 112 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,960 That poor boy, she beat him. 113 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,080 The vicious bitch! 114 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,519 Interestingly, 115 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,439 what is interesting... 116 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:18,919 is the lad himself was completely overwhelmed by the evidence. 117 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,800 He was a backward boy... 118 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:26,879 ..although we didn't think in those terms at the time amongst ourselves. 119 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:31,600 I mean, I used to see him sometimes in the woods. He'd be running. 120 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,200 He was almost always running. 121 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:44,479 "What bist thou doing, Mark?" I'd say. "Training," he'd answer. Just that. 122 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,920 "Training for what?" 123 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:53,240 The poor little sod came in the end to believe that he had done it. 124 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,560 "Yes, Miss. Yes, Miss." 125 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,080 That he had done what? 126 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,560 Shat on the teacher's table. 127 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:11,679 It has of course occurred to you that you, yourself, were in extreme distress at the time? 128 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:16,839 I once told the story to a man who used to lived in the same village. 129 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:21,199 We were laughing about it, you know. Ho, ho, ho! 130 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:26,800 "I wonder," I said, "whatever became of Mark Binney?" 131 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,119 That was my victim, Mark Binney. 132 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,600 "Don't you know?" he said. 133 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:40,680 He looked at me with an odd sort of glint, nasty, the way you do. 134 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:48,320 "Mark's in the loony bin," he said. "Been there for years. 135 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,480 "A complete nutter." 136 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,639 "Yes, Miss." 137 00:12:56,640 --> 00:13:00,439 "You DID, didn't you?" "Yes, Miss." 138 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:05,160 "You came back and you did this FILTHY thing!" 139 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,919 "Yes, Miss." 140 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,080 "You are a filthy, wicked, horrible, little..." 141 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,520 I'm sorry. 142 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,560 Don't be. 143 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,599 Stand up! 144 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,439 What? You can. You can do it. 145 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,279 You think so? Now or never. 146 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,680 Now or never. 147 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:18,480 Wait. I want to make sure these wheels are locked. Don't want you skeetering all over the floor. 148 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,400 That would be rather untidy. 149 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,599 Right, go ahead. 150 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,479 "Into each life some rain must fall." 151 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,160 Metaphysics? Music. 152 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,200 That's it. 153 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,279 Ow. 154 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:53,479 Into each life Some rain must fall 155 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:59,760 But too much is falling In mi-i-ine 156 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:06,760 Into each heart Some tears must fall 157 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:13,480 But some day The sun will shi-i-ine 158 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:22,439 Some folks can lose The blues in their hearts 159 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:29,600 But when I think of you Another shower starts. 160 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:52,359 Into each life Some rain must fall 161 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:58,479 But too much, too much Is falling in mi-i-ine 162 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:06,319 Into each heart Some tears must fall 163 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:13,319 But some day The sun will shi-i-ine 164 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:19,159 Some folks can lose The blues in their hearts. 165 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,639 No, no, no. 166 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:27,280 But when I think of you Another shower starts. 167 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:40,039 What do you think? I think you been off the love apples, man. 168 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,559 Whoa! No hang-gliding! 169 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,400 No, I can do it myself. 170 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,439 Yipp-ee! 171 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,560 Geronimo. 172 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:31,320 ORCHESTRA PLAYS "PUTTING ON THE RITZ" 173 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,040 RINGS 174 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,000 Turn it down. 175 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,760 Put it off. OFF. 176 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,880 Featherwheel. Who's calling? 177 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,159 Hi! How are things with you? 178 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,680 Around midnight. No, that's OK. 179 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,960 What?! 180 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,719 Fantastic! 181 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,199 Obviously. 182 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,240 'Delighted, yes. Thank you.' 183 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,719 'No, that's no problem.' 184 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,200 I can be in LA at a day's notice. 185 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,400 Yeah! Very exciting indeed! 186 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,759 Uh-huh. 187 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:46,280 Mm, you mean the scene in the dance hall? 188 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,040 The bar and the balcony. 189 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:56,560 No, I think you have a point. It's too...enigmatic. 190 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,319 Ehm...not clear. (Piss off!) 191 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,480 No, I can hear you fine. 192 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,679 Yes, just too...too... 193 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:13,799 Exactly! No, I can put that right. Patch and mend, you know. 194 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:18,479 'Sure. I have all the chain of title documents.' 195 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:22,559 Now it's a deal, I'll Skypak them to you first thing. 196 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:26,640 There's my title to the option on the book and to my screenplay. 197 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,440 Look, the other thing, the casting... 198 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,319 Oh, sure! 199 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:39,240 Well, I think it should be Nicola Marlow because... 200 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,320 Nicola Marlow. 201 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,040 Well, she's done quite a lot over here. 202 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,080 Because that's my understanding. 203 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,680 Who? 204 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,280 Oh, fabulous! 205 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,240 That's fantastic! 206 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,040 I mean, if we could get HER... 207 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,519 My God! 208 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,920 That's WONDERFUL! 209 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:19,000 You obviously have more experience of these things than I have. 210 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:25,079 It's basically your money, you know, control-wise. 211 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,599 'I'll see you very soon then. 212 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,919 'Fine. Thank you. 213 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,880 'Thank YOU! Bye.' 214 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,359 You cheap little bastard. 215 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,799 You cheap little bastard. 216 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:48,119 Oh, Nicola, listen. I have no power here. Listen! 217 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,760 No. YOU listen. 218 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,520 I brought Philip's script to you. 219 00:20:56,400 --> 00:21:02,439 I conned him into signing away the rights for a tenth of your share. 220 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,919 You don't think I'm trying to cheat on you? 221 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,959 'You'll get what we agreed. 222 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:13,400 'No, it's not for the money. It's NOT for the money.' 223 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:18,359 I play it. It is MY part. 224 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,720 Me! 225 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,800 We agreed, Mark. 226 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,159 We agreed. 227 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,159 You know we can't control casting. 228 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,760 NO! I don't bloody well know! 229 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,119 "Advice and consultation." 230 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:43,199 That's what we got, that's what anybody gets. I'm not Spielberg! 231 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:48,359 'Advice and consultation. That wasn't our deal.' 232 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:52,440 It is MY part. I play it. We agreed. 233 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,800 It is my BIGGEST CHANCE! 234 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:02,600 Honey! Don't you think you're just a teeny bit too old now? 235 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,679 'Honey!' 236 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:11,240 Don't you think you're just a teeny bit too old now? 237 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,280 Oh! 238 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,040 Perhaps. 239 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,160 A teeny bit. 240 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,479 Yes. 241 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:36,000 A teensy, weensy millimetre or so nearer the garbage heap. Oh, yes. 242 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:42,399 There are a few inky-dinky lines here and there 243 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:49,320 on this dried-up parchment rather badly stretched over my crumbling bones. See? 244 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,559 And my eyes, LOOK! 245 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,200 Bleared and bloodshot. 246 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:02,599 And my mouth, see? Look how it drools? 247 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:07,919 Stop it now. The sag of it. The CREAK of it! 248 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,840 The USED-UPNESS of it! OK. Enough. I'm sorry. 249 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:19,799 First, you oh-so-casually throw away my one great chance. 250 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,359 'Then you dig into my sense of...' 251 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,479 my... 252 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:29,200 of my... You're a KILLER! 253 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,199 My God! You're a killer! 254 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,799 You smash up people's lives! 255 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,759 You are rotten with your own bile! 256 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:43,399 'You think you're smart but really, you're VERY sad' 257 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:48,159 because you use your illness as a weapon against other people 258 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:52,640 'and as an excuse for not being properly human. Eugh! 259 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:58,399 'You disgust me, you sick little creep!' 260 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:02,919 You poisonous, malformed, cynical OAF! 261 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,040 You...! 262 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,120 Having a good time, are we? 263 00:24:08,201 --> 00:24:11,199 Of course I'm having a good time. 264 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:16,079 Why are you not IN the bed? Because I stood up on my own two feet. 265 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,279 You didn't. I did. Well done! 266 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:24,759 I'll be walking as far as those doors soon. Don't overdo it. 267 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:29,159 But that's really nice. "Nice" is not the word. 268 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:33,599 You should be like the disciples when Our Lord walked on the water. 269 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:39,119 Can you stand up while I grease you? I think I can stand up again. 270 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:45,120 I'm not sure for how long. I don't expect you to. I'm just glad to see you're improving. 271 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:55,559 You're the nicest person I've met in a long time. You haven't been anywhere in a long time. 272 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,480 As well as the most beautiful. 273 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,239 Your eyes. 274 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,879 What about them? 275 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,639 Your mouth. Listen. 276 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:13,360 The way your head joins your neck. I brought you a fresh tub of... 277 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,879 Stop it, please. Don't be silly. 278 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:24,919 Now I look at you properly, I can see what you are. Oh, can you now? 279 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:29,479 You are the girl in all those songs. What songs? 280 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,159 The songs. The bloody, bloody songs. 281 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,240 What are you talking about? 282 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,679 The songs you hear coming up the stair. Sorry? 283 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:46,720 When you are a child. When you are supposed to be asleep. THOSE songs. 284 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,680 S...s...ss... 285 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,160 Songs. 286 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,360 ORCHESTRA PLAYS "THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU" 287 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,600 The very thought of you 288 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,640 And I forget to do 289 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:31,959 The little or-din-ary things 290 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,320 That everyone ought to do 291 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:42,479 I'm living in a kind of day-dream 292 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:47,279 I'm happy as a king 293 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:51,400 And foolish though it may seem 294 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:57,479 To me-e-e, that's everything 295 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:01,480 The mere idea of you 296 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,240 The longing here for you 297 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,719 You'll never know... Grandad. 298 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,400 Christ! You made me jump. 299 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,879 Sorry. 300 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,639 Don't do that, boy. 301 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:22,719 I see your face In every flower 302 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:28,319 Your eyes In the stars above 303 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,999 It's just the thought of you 304 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,760 The very thought of you, my love. 305 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,919 It's just the thought of you 306 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,639 The very thought of you 307 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:19,960 M-y-y-y lo-o-ve. 308 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,400 Hello, Philip. Hello, Dad. 309 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:50,879 Ant got enough for the bus, o'butty. Sorry. Payday tomarra. 310 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:55,199 Don't mind walking. 'Bout another five mile, I reckon. Seven. 311 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,680 Aye, seven. 312 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,799 Did you see her? 313 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:07,239 Yes. After, I meant. After the...accident. 314 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,720 Yes. 315 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,080 Lovely, was her? Yes. 316 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,800 Peaceful like? Yes. 317 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,720 Tired, bist? No. 318 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:41,639 I love you, Philip. I love you, o'butt, with all my heart. Shh! 319 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,479 What? Somebody might hear us. 320 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:49,679 What? Some bugger might be listening. Keep tha quiet! 321 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,959 What d'you mean? There's no-one here. 322 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,160 And even if there was... Ssht! 323 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,400 It's only a scarecrow. 324 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,600 Him can't hurt tha. 325 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,640 Ding dong dell... 326 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,720 ..pussy's in the well. 327 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,680 KNOCKING AT DOOR 328 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:12,560 Ding Dong Dell Pussy's in the well 329 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,000 Who pushed him in? 330 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,480 Who pushed him in? 331 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,719 Ding Dong Dell 332 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,360 Ding Dong Dell... 333 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,080 POLICE SIREN 334 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,680 WHISTLES 335 00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,720 You'll hurt yourself. 336 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,839 - I said you'll hurt yourself. - What? 337 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,879 - I said... - I know what you said. 338 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,399 - I said, you'll hurt yourself. - I heard. 339 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,559 - All this activity. - What activity? 340 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:18,080 - Whistling. - Yeah. 341 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,999 Talk. Why don't you? 342 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,119 Just a word. The odd nod, now and again. 343 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:28,560 - You'll be discharged soon. - Tomorrow. 344 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,199 Who said so? 345 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,160 Tomorrow. I'm going tomorrow. 346 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,159 Is that definite? 347 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,520 Yes. 348 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,679 But who shall I talk to? 349 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,839 You can have this. 350 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:48,399 - I prefer HUMAN intercourse. - You dirty old devil. 351 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,839 Reginald! 352 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,280 If you let me finish it, you can have it. 353 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,759 "I wandered lonely as a cloud..." 354 00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,639 If you stop nattering! 355 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,559 Poetry is more my style. 356 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,999 I don't want corpses all over the place. Not in THIS place. 357 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,079 Wonder who'll go next. 358 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,839 Out, do you mean? 359 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,359 DEAD, I mean. 360 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,240 Don't. Don't! 361 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,279 It's not very legible and it hurts. 362 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:25,719 For the first time in my life, I'm going to have to think about the value of every word. 363 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:31,239 That's dangerous. That rules out the newspapers, doesn't it? 364 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:38,280 Except The Sun and The Star. They don't have words. I could work for Mr Murdoch. Can I see? 365 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,680 Can you read it? Mmm. 366 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:48,760 "Upward strokes and down..." What's this? 367 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:56,399 Ah..."downward slopes and a comma curls, making me hold..." 368 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,839 Yes, I can read it. 369 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:06,159 Making me hold what? My breath. Words. Words make me hold my breath. 370 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:11,279 I see. Who knows what you'll say? Who knows where they've been? 371 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,159 Keep at it. You're doing very well. 372 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:19,679 Suppose they got together and ganged up on us? Who? Words. 373 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:26,959 Well, I'll pop in and see you some time tomorrow afternoon. What made you say that? 374 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:32,159 What do you mean? If I wrote it down: "Well, dash, I'll pop in 375 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:37,639 "and see you some time tomorrow afternoon." Oh, it doesn't matter. 376 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:42,399 Keep practising, that's thing. "Keep practising, comma. 377 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:48,400 "That's the thing, full stop." Jolly good! 378 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,839 I presume you made your call, Mr Binney. 379 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,759 I hope you did. 380 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:39,120 If it was long-distance, don't worry about the bill. 381 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,840 So now we wait. 382 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:55,000 We wait...and we see. 383 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:38,160 WHISPERS: Mr Binney? 384 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,679 Are you here, sir? At home, are you? 385 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,760 Put on the light, why don't we? 386 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,600 There's blood. What? Shhh! 387 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,840 Sorry. 388 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,520 Oh! Shhh! Shhh your bloody self. 389 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:20,119 Where's the switch? It's usually on the wall. 390 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:24,159 The people I have to work with! 391 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,400 Why do you always say that? 392 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,720 Oh, the poor bugger. 393 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,880 I thought his voice sounded funny. 394 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,999 What? On the phone, when he rang. 395 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,639 Of course his voice sounded funny. 396 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,920 There's a knife in his throat! All right. All right. 397 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,240 What are all these papers? Perhaps it's the... Yeah. 398 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,400 I don't know what to do. 399 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,479 I don't have the faintest idea. 400 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,840 It's just... Yeah? 401 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,560 I don't know. I mean, who do we go to? 402 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,959 The top. What? 403 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:20,879 Go to the top. Whitehall, it'll have to be. 404 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,039 We're supposed to be in Intelligence. 405 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,439 Yes. We're supposed to use this, up here. 406 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:28,720 The old grey mare. 407 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,960 Hallo? 408 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,520 What do these bits of paper say? That's a point. 409 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:57,760 Well, what does it say? 410 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,679 God Almighty. 411 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,239 What is it? 412 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:10,079 It would take a more cleverer man than me to understand it. 413 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,039 And one with better grammar. 414 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,359 What? "More better," you would say. 415 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:21,199 Look 'ere, smart arse. You little shit. I mean, 416 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:27,199 nit-picking at a time like this! OK, I spoke out of turn. 417 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:33,519 I probably went to a better school that you did. Oh, yeah? Where? 418 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,240 Don't you... 419 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:43,679 That's it. That's the point. 420 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,719 You put your finger right on it. 421 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:50,000 Have I? How do you mean? 422 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,320 We don't know a bloody thing about our... 423 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,119 Who? 424 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:02,439 Why? What? 425 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,959 I mean, it's all a blank, innit? 426 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,399 Not filled in, do you mean? Padding. 427 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,479 Still... No "still" about it. It's a fact! 428 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:16,160 A hard and fast fact! And you can't argue about it. 429 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,599 We're padding. Like a couple of bleedin' sofas! 430 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:27,159 You never use my name, do you? Do you ever use mine? 431 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,600 Oh, God, you're completely... 432 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,840 You're completely... 433 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,159 There's blood on this paper, all over it. 434 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,800 What does it say? 435 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,720 It says... 436 00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:01,800 It says, "Who killed Roger Ackroyd?" 437 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,359 Who? 438 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,399 Christ knows. Is he a foreigner? 439 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,519 Do we know him? Is he on our list? 440 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,880 I don't know him from Adam. 441 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,760 But it's a clue. 442 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,559 Everything... 443 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,759 All things mean something. 444 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:29,519 All things point. Weren't we taught that in the Depot? 445 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,959 Absorb, ponder, act. One, two, three. 446 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:37,639 That singer. Perhaps he done it, the crooner. 447 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,759 I wouldn't be totally surprised. 448 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,520 We lost him, didn't we? The bugger. 449 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:46,319 WE lost HIM, 450 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,480 but has HE found US? 451 00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:59,079 Search the place. 452 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,199 Every room. Every cupboard. 453 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,799 Every nook, every cranny. 454 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,080 If he's here, we'll find the bugger. 455 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:15,439 'Philip!' 456 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,999 Philip, where be ya? Philip? 457 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,519 Philip! 458 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,239 Where bist? Philip! 459 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,959 Come on, o'butty! 460 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,040 Philip! 461 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,519 Where bist? Philip! 462 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,319 Doesn't trust anybody again. 463 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,999 Doesn't give thy love. 464 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:45,119 Hide in theeself or they'll die. They'll die and they'll hurt you. 465 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,960 Hide! Hide! 466 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:56,200 LOUD CRY OF ANGUISH 467 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,440 'Dad...?' 468 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,720 Dad. 469 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,999 Oh, there thou bist. 470 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,800 Ay. Here I be. 471 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,439 'Doesn't give thy love. 472 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,999 'Hide in theeself or they'll die. 473 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,999 'They'll die and they'll hurt you. 474 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,119 'Hide. Hide.' 475 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,480 Oh, Philip! 476 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:55,600 Philip! Philip, come back! Please! Philip! 477 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,840 'PHILIP!' 478 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,480 'PHILIP!!' 479 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:03,559 What's the loveliest word in the English language, Officer? 480 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:10,679 In the sound it makes in your mouth and the shape it makes on the page. What d'you think? 481 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,679 Er... Fit up? 482 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:20,759 Come on, that's two words! And forget your hobbies. Now, think of the loveliest word. 483 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:28,159 That's not my bag, now, is it? Well, I'll tell you. E-L-B-O-W. 484 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,359 Elbow. 485 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,359 That's very useful, an elbow. 486 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,639 What? In my line of work. 487 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:41,399 What have I done? I'm sorry, but I have bad news. 488 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:46,319 Riot-shields to be banned? Your wife. I'm not married. But... 489 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:53,999 What's happened to her? What's she done now? I'm referring to a Mrs Nicola Marlow. 490 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:59,359 My ex-wife, yes. But I thought... All right. All right, my wife. 491 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:06,679 Get on with it! I don't know whether you.. . Our inquiries indicate she has been living with 492 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:11,079 a Mr Mark Finney, sir. Binney, did you say? 493 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:16,399 Finney, sir. F for Freddie. A film producer, it seems. Go on. 494 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:23,959 Early today, the Hammersmith station received a distraught call from Mrs Marlow. She said she had... 495 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:30,439 She said she had stuck a knife in the throat of this Mr Finney 496 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,999 and that this Mr Finney was dead. Dead? 497 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,599 Dead. With a D? What? 498 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,159 Go on. 499 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:46,199 We sent a patrol round. Where is this? The Mall by the bridge. Hammersmith. 500 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:51,239 Mrs Marlow was sitting on the stairs in a state of extreme distress, sir. 501 00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:58,880 She had blood all over her. The room upstairs was as she had described. Stabbed with a large kitchen knife. 502 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:06,159 A 'Abitat knife. Abitat? Tottenham Court Road. 503 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,199 Where? 504 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,479 Tottenham Court... 505 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:16,240 Oh...yes. In the throat, sir. In HIS throat. Sticking out of... 506 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:22,959 Jesus! But... Naturally, we read your wife her rights, sir. 507 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:27,999 She was taken into custody where she was "docile and co-operative". 508 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:35,079 The arresting officer had no reason to suspect but. ..when she was taken to the patrol car, 509 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:42,159 she suddenly made a run for it, taking the arresting officer very much by surprise, sir, 510 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:47,519 particularly as she was in a state of near-undress. 511 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:52,359 What are you... What are you saying? 512 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,480 Half-naked. 513 00:51:55,520 --> 00:52:00,719 Oh, God. I've got to wake up. I've got to wake up. 514 00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:04,760 She managed to get on to the bridge itself... 515 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:10,960 Whereupon she threw herself in the bleedin' river. 516 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,839 Maximum embarrassment all round. 517 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,959 Yes. 518 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,399 Wake up. 519 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,319 What? Wake your bloody self up. 520 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,360 Ye-es. 521 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,560 What's wrong? What's all this noise? 522 00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:37,239 I'm sorry. 523 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:41,399 You go back to sleep. I'm sorry. 524 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,720 Go on, back to sleep. 525 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,760 You all right, Pop? 526 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,640 Oh, good. 527 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:30,559 What's the loveliest word in the English language? In its sound. 528 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:37,719 The sound it makes in your mouth and the shape it makes on the page. Mm? What do you think? 529 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:43,159 Or have I asked you this before? The loveliest? 530 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,159 Rose. 531 00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,839 No, primrose. No, no. 532 00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,440 E-L-B-O-W. Come on, drink. 533 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,920 What's the matter? 534 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,679 (No.) 535 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,319 I didn't mean it. 536 00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,840 I didn't. 537 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:19,279 I always thought they knew their way around. 538 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,559 What did he want? The women's ward. 539 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,999 What? His mother was brought in yesterday. 540 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:33,040 But... It was quite lucky him walking in here, though. He recognised a friend. 541 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:38,440 What's the matter? Nothing. Come on! 542 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,599 'Ere! Well, well, well. 543 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:49,680 Hello. 544 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:49,680 Hello, OFFICER. 545 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:49,679 Yeah, well. 546 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:53,920 Are you a reading man?! 547 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:53,919 Yeah. Well. 548 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:57,000 Is this a Janet and John? 549 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,999 Who? 550 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:02,599 "He didn't believe the human body could be so crimsonly liquid. 551 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:09,320 "Blood had gushed out of the severed 552 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:09,320 vein as if it had been longing 553 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:09,319 to escape..." Gawd! 554 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,360 It's good. 555 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,359 They say this doesn't corrupt! 556 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:18,800 There you are. 557 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:18,800 What is there to say, Officer? 558 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:18,799 It's good! 559 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:23,319 He reads this, then pinches a video-cassette machine. 560 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:28,760 I've paid my debt to society. 561 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:28,759 I think different, my lad. 562 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,960 Keep your nose clean. 563 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,959 God Almighty. 564 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:36,440 What you in for? 565 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:36,439 Heart. 566 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:43,240 You ain't got one. 567 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:43,240 Oh, come on! 568 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:43,240 I'll be watching YOU. 569 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:58,080 Berk. 570 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:58,080 Who have I been next to 571 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:58,079 all this time? What sort of person?! 572 00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:02,680 A HUMAN person. 573 00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:02,679 But what have you done? 574 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:07,640 Why are the police 575 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:07,640 so interested in you? 576 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:07,639 Mind your own business. 577 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:11,680 Keep your nose out of it. 578 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:11,679 Good heavens! 579 00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:16,040 Is that the way to speak to me? Reginald! Reginald! 580 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,319 You're hot, Mr Marlow. 581 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:28,719 Don't you go and get complications when you're doing so well. 582 00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:31,440 Drink plenty of water. You hear? 583 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:36,800 Now, let's see what's going on here. 584 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:41,440 You've been overdoing it again. 585 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,999 Hey! Where are you? 586 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:52,120 'Too many people were asking the same question. And they weren't wanting to polish my shoes. 587 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,639 If you go down in the woods today 588 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,439 You're sure of a big surprise 589 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,239 If you go down in the woods today 590 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:07,799 You'd better go in disguise 591 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,559 For every bear that ever there was 592 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,159 Will gather there for certain because... 593 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:18,240 Today's the day The Teddy Bears have their picnic. 594 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,879 Beneath the trees Where nobody sees 595 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,119 They'll hide and seek As long as they please 596 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:39,399 That's the way The Teddy Bears have their picnic! 597 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:44,079 Picnic time for Teddy Bears 598 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:49,879 The little Teddy Bears Are having a lovely time today 599 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:54,599 Watch them! Catch them unawares! 600 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:59,679 And see them picnic On their holiday 601 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:04,599 See them gaily gad about 602 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:10,639 They love to play and shout They never have any ca-a-ares 603 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:13,559 At six o'clock their mummies and daddies 604 00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,279 Will take them home to bed 605 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:20,560 Because they're tired little Teddy Bears 606 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:55,039 If you go down in the woods today 607 00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,559 You'd better not go alone 608 00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,839 It's lovely down in the woods today 609 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,079 But safer to stay at home 610 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,639 For every bear that ever there was 611 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,319 Will gather there for certain because 612 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:12,880 Today's the day The Teddy Bears have their picnic. 613 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,159 Look! 614 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:28,279 I did it. I walked! 615 00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:31,959 I can walk! Look at me, everybody! 616 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:36,880 He's bellowing again. 617 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:36,879 It's nice to be able to walk. 618 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:42,200 Yes, but you don't have to make a song and dance about it. 619 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:04,279 < Philip, what are you doing? What do you think you're doing? 620 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,319 Walking. 621 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:12,439 Supposing you fall over? Hold on to me. You're not ready for this. 622 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:16,039 Hold on to YOU? 623 01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:18,880 There are not many others about now. 624 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:31,359 Be-bop-a-loo-bop. 625 01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:36,520 Yes. But isn't it about time you climbed down out of your tree? 626 01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:44,799 Well, one thing's for sure, I'm going to... 627 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:49,959 I'm going to walk right out of this place. I'm not going to stay here. 628 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:54,479 But are you going to stay in this condition? No. 629 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:58,519 I don't just mean your skin and joints. No. 630 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:01,120 You nasty old sod. 631 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:07,280 Mr Marlow! What are you doing? 632 01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:13,159 What do you think you're doing? Walking. 633 01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:18,439 What if you fell? You can't walk on your own yet. Take it in stages. No. 634 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:22,519 Now, steady. By tomorrow... What about tomorrow? 635 01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:27,559 By tomorrow I'm going to walk out on my own two feet. Will you? 636 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:31,600 Hey! Nicola isn't in the river. What? 637 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:35,399 I told you, didn't I? 638 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,999 Can I have some help here? 639 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,399 Oh, you're too heavy. 640 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,239 Can I have some help here? 641 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:46,079 All right, Nurse. 642 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,800 He's too heavy for you, Nurse. 643 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,239 Gently! 644 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,679 Sorry. Sorry. 645 01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:58,359 Take him back to his bed. Over there. 646 01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,999 Gently does it, sunshine. 647 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,959 It's a giant leap for a cripple(!) 648 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:07,399 This is not the time...! 649 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,639 Sit him on his bed. Gently! 650 01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,959 Thanks. Thank you. Yes, thank you. 651 01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:19,520 Good job we came. 652 01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:19,520 You're telling me. 653 01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:19,519 And just who we came to see. 654 01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:22,239 You're telling me. 655 01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:25,760 These are not visiting hours. 656 01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:25,759 They are NOW. 657 01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:29,120 Bugger the rules. 658 01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:29,119 Bugger the regulations. 659 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:35,119 Is it because I'm hot? I don't know who or WHAT you are. 660 01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,399 Disowning us? 661 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:41,000 Bloody orphans, are we? 662 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:40,999 I'm sorry... 663 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,639 I MUST ask you to leave. 664 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:48,519 Leave! We're fed up, lady! We get all the shit! 665 01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:52,039 And ONE shooter between us. What? 666 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:55,640 Bang! Bang! And why? 667 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:55,639 What for? 668 01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:57,960 Our roles are unclear. 669 01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:57,959 No names, even. 670 01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:59,800 Nurse! 671 01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,639 Nu-urse! 672 01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,359 NU-U-URSE! 673 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,760 Where are you going? 674 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,759 Home. 675 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:13,919 But that's off the page, isn't it? 676 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,919 You're going nowhere. Not until we settle this. 677 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,079 Settle what? 678 01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:23,519 WHO we are! WHAT we are. 679 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:28,399 That's right. That's absolutely right. No, no-o... 680 01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,479 Come on. Please, don't. Tell us. 681 01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:34,959 I BEG you, don't do that, Please... No! 682 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,759 Aaah! 683 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:39,479 Aaaah, no-o! Aa-aahh. 684 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:42,039 A-a-a-ah! NO-O! 685 01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:44,959 Own up. Please, don't! 686 01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:47,279 Aaa-aah! 687 01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,319 We'll tear you apart. 688 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:54,759 Limb from limb. Aa-aah! NO! 689 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:57,119 Speak English. Come on. 690 01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:59,439 TELL us. 691 01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:03,479 Help! He-elp! HELP me. Somebody...! 692 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,399 Help me-e-e! 693 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,559 'Please... 694 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:11,159 'No, please... Aaahh! 695 01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:14,719 'Stop, please... Sto-op. 696 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:18,239 'Somebody, HE-E-ELP me, please... 697 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,879 'Aaa-aah! 698 01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:23,440 'Aaa-aah! Please...' 699 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:27,399 'Please...! Please...he-elp!' 700 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:30,679 'He-elp me... Help ME!' 701 01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:37,079 I don't want to walk any mean streets. But there's no money in picking bluebells. 702 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,799 Am I right, or am I right? 703 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:43,080 'He-elp' 704 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:43,079 Can you hear that guy? 705 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:46,879 You'd think someone was twisting his arm. 706 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:50,600 What I say is, when you're dealing 707 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:50,599 with the Devil, 708 01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:54,639 then praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. 709 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:59,640 Am I not wrong? Neither am I wrong. 710 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,400 The warbler! 711 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,920 Jesus! 712 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,720 Jesus! 713 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,920 Nu-urse? 714 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:22,240 Mr Marlow...! 715 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:22,240 GUNSHOT 716 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,840 Really... 717 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:24,279 Please...not me. 718 01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:26,120 Please... 719 01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:29,959 No. 720 01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:32,679 You CAN'T. No... 721 01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,239 No. Wait. 722 01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:38,519 (Don't shoot. Please don't.) That's MURDER. 723 01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,960 (No, please...don't.) 724 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:46,999 Will you listen to that? Murder, he says. 725 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,439 I call it pruning. 726 01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:54,519 Only one of us is going to walk out of here sweeter than the roses. 727 01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:56,279 No-o-o. 728 01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:58,559 Please! 729 01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:00,399 Please don't. 730 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,319 Don't shoot. 731 01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:03,400 Please... 732 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:22,960 You could say we'd been partners - 733 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:22,959 him and me, 734 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:27,039 like Laurel and Hardy, or Fortnum and Mason. 735 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:31,479 But, HELL, this was one sick fellow from way back when. 736 01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:36,200 And I reckon I'm man enough to tie my own shoelaces now. 737 01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:51,200 Open. 738 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:56,159 Haven't you finished that silly book yet? 739 01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:58,400 Last page. 740 01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:03,919 H'mph! A giant leap for mankind, my boy(!) 741 01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:05,960 Thank you, nurse. 742 01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:25,080 Got my hat, then? 743 01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:53,520 Cheers, Pop. 744 01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:00,559 Goo...by... 745 01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:03,359 ..Bye, everybody. 746 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:06,240 See you. 747 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:06,239 Bye. 748 01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,200 Cheerio. 749 01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,200 Bye. 750 01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:12,319 Good luck. 751 01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:14,640 Keep your noses clean. 752 01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:21,679 REGINALD: "And - her - soft - red - lips 753 01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:26,239 "clam - clam - CLAMPED... 754 01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:31,719 "them-selves - on - his." 755 01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:34,040 "The - End." 756 01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,799 Lucky devil. 757 01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:43,079 MUSIC: We'll Meet Again by Vera Lynn 758 01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:45,839 We'll meet again 759 01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:49,999 Don't know where Don't know whe-en 760 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:53,839 But I KNOW we'll meet again 761 01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:56,640 Some sunny da-ay 762 01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:04,039 Keep smiling through 763 01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:08,799 Just like you alwa-ays do 764 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:13,999 Till the blue skies chase those dark clouds 765 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:20,359 Far awa-ay 766 01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:23,559 And I will just say hello 767 01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:26,039 To the folks that you know 768 01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:29,400 Tell them you won't be lo-ong 769 01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:36,319 They'll be happy to know that as I saw you go 770 01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:42,520 You were si-inging this song 771 01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:47,879 We'll meet again 772 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:51,319 Don't know where 773 01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:54,800 Don't know whe-en... 774 01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,279 When I grow up... 775 01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:03,320 I be going to be a detective. 776 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:08,760 ..But I KNOW we'll meet again 777 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:15,440 Some sunny da-ay. 778 01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:27,960 BIRDSONG FILLS THE AIR 779 01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:36,040 BIRDSONG ECHOES IN CORRIDORS 780 01:14:36,090 --> 01:14:40,640 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0